Seize Spring
Skiing
by Ben Tiffany
At the first crack of spring,
the world seems to bolt
upright, as if waking from a dream. Gym rats emerge from their indoor
climbing
walls, poking their heads into te great outdoors. And hissing at the
bright,
natural light, they wonder when they’ll first scurry up to a
West-facing crag. Fair-weather
cyclists don tights and neck warmers and finally join the sick SOBs
who’ve been
biking all winter long. Fly-fishers dust off their vises. Runners come
out in
droves. And mountain bikers begin their pilgrimage to the Mecca
we call Moab.
<>And while that maybe be an encouraging picture to
some, it
seems a horrible shame to me. After all, ski and snowboard season isn’t
over. The
Third Act is underway. Spring Skiing has just begun.
Yes, many folks will tell you
that spring is the finest
skiing season of the year. In fact, some backcountry skiers won’t come
out in
earnest until March or April when weak buried layers of snow that have
been
worrisome all winter, finally begin to build strength. All the layers
that make
up the snowpack transform into one terrifically strong slab. And until
the
weather turns too warm, the corn skiing is not only great fun, but it
its relatively
safe.
They say that April showers
bring May flowers. But the truth
is, while it showers in the valley, it is almost certainly snowing in
the
mountains. And those tedious weeks of non-stop rain are actually
turning out
some of the most consistent snow of the year.
<>What’s more, when spring truly kicks in, when
multiple weeks
of sunshine are finally upon us, ski resorts begin to take on an almost
carnival-like atmosphere. Bulky bibs are traded in for stylish ski
pants. Ball caps,
colored wigs and even Hawaiian leis appear on the hill. Camelbaks
no longer
carry water—they mostly carry beer. Some brave folks ski in
short-shorts. And the
bra tree fills in nicely.
As the late season carries on, a
sense of lawlessness begins
to grow, as if every day is the last day of school before summer
vacation. It was
once the teachers we ignored. But now it’s our supervisors. As if high
school
graduation is just around the corner, the ski hill becomes one great
big party.
And anything but maniacal, self-serving, gluttonous behavior just seems
inappropriate. It somehow seems wrong.
Before you know it, it’ll be
hotter than hell and you won’t
be able to ski whether you want to or not. So milk this ski season.
You’ll
avoid “October burn-out” by shortening your biking season. And you’ll
give the
ski resorts a sorely needed short in the arm. It’s the last hurrah
before summer
heat dictates when and where you do everything. So take advantage of
free
choice, people. And take advantage of our deep snowpack. Take advantage
of the
snow.
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